Overheard

Miss J was struggling to get her brothers to listen to her, exasperated she declared:
"You're not even listening to me. Here I am talking, and you're just acting like you're on Mars or something."
Little E: "Mars? Mars is so cool. It's the planet the farthest from the sun."
Miss J: "That's Pluto."
Little E: "Oh right. Pluto is so cool.
Miss J: "Well stop acting like you're on Pluto."

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Little E has been looking for his Indiana Jones whip. He has all the other gear, and was trying to get his Dad to help him look for it.
Dad: "Well, what will I get out of it? Can I wear your boots if I find your whip?"
Little E: "No. They're too small for you."
Dad: "Can I wear your vest?"
Little E: "No. Dad, just help me look."
Dad: "Can I shoot off your gun?"
Little E: "No. I need my gun."
Dad: "Well then, what will I get if I help you look for it?"
Little E: "A good feeling."